Note: Every squad will play 5 matches in a round-robin format. After the end of the season there will be a playoff of some sort. That will probably only take one week.
Standings
| Squad Name | Wins | Losses | Captain |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vaginal Admirals | 2 | 0 | Serjical Strike |
| Draft Dodgers | 2 | 0 | Polak |
| FutureSex/LoveSounds | 1 | 1 | Allustrious |
| balls deep ok | 1 | 1 | Papa |
| Dain's FailBoat | 0 | 2 | |
| Toasted Subs | 0 | 2 | DuneBug. |